Hygiene FAIL, in Six Simple Steps

1. Step in dog doo.

2. Remove shoes and step into back yard.

3. Scrape most of dog doo off into grass.

4. Get the hose and set to full spray.

5. Holding soiled shoe in left hand, spray with hose.

6. Become covered, head to toe, in liquefied dog doo as it ricochets off the shoe.

 

Oh, wait… step 5B was “angle shoe AWAY from face.” Must have missed that one.