In conclusion to a conversation about the chewable Dramamine Ryan took:
"It tastes like ass."
"Maybe you should have just swallowed it."
"It’s like you’re on Chopped, and you open the basket, and they’re all, ‘Your ingredients are ass and orange zest.’ I know! I’ll make Dramamine!"
"You know, this is really more of an amuse-bouche than an appetizer."
"We only had twenty minutes to cook, and it takes 19 minutes to properly prepare ass, so I sliced it really thin."
"Well, even under the best of circumstances, you want to avoid having your ass roasted."
"Ideally, just throw it in a skillet on high heat, spank it on each side, and call it good."