Hygiene FAIL, in Six Simple Steps

1. Step in dog doo.

2. Remove shoes and step into back yard.

3. Scrape most of dog doo off into grass.

4. Get the hose and set to full spray.

5. Holding soiled shoe in left hand, spray with hose.

6. Become covered, head to toe, in liquefied dog doo as it ricochets off the shoe.

 

Oh, wait… step 5B was “angle shoe AWAY from face.” Must have missed that one.

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One thought on “Hygiene FAIL, in Six Simple Steps

  1. Been there, done that. Just wait until you are hosing off bedding because your son can’t tell he is going to vomit. You have to get off the chunks before you put everything in the washer, right?

    You better hope your sons don’t take after their father in that respect.

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