This is by no means a good photograph, but I include it here by way of illustration that I am, in fact, most assuredly a Nerdfighter. (Interpret that as “nerd that fights” rather than “one that fights nerds, if you’re confused.)
(I just inadvertently hit the CAPS LOCK button for the fourth time in one post. Apparently my inner Dooce is trying to tell me something.)
Anyway, even if you take out the shirt, the earrings have got to pretty clearly ID me, right? That, and the fact that I took a picture of my own shirt collar and earrings while behind the wheel? I WAS AT A RED LIGHT DON’T WAG YOUR FINGER AT ME.